Showing posts with label recipes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label recipes. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 27, 2024

Language and Cooking

An analogy of the how and why of kitchen creativity

A coworker mentioned that she was not what her mother-in-law called “a natural cook”: she could follow a recipe, but she could not deviate from it in the least. I, on the other hand, can pick up on a general technique and seasoning set and go from there – either following the recipe exactly, tweaking it, or using its basic information as a jumping-off point to get completely creative.

While food is as valid a medium for creativity as any other, there are some basic ground rules we must follow. Some of these ground rules ensure that our food is safe to eat: storing certain foods in the refrigerator or freezer, cooking them to a certain temperature (or to specific visual cues, such as “fluids run clear” or “toothpick comes out clean”), and serving hot foods while they are still hot. Others are more STEM-related, such as the ways different ingredients behave when mixed with other ingredients, or heated or cooled in specific ways.

Once you know the ground rules, the rest can be changed to meet your preferences, available time and facilities, and ingredients on hand.

OK, I’ll admit that’s an oversimplification, but the most basic version of “fun with food” is “theme and variations”. If you’re not a music maven, “theme and variations” is where a section of music, the theme (like the verse of a song) is performed several times in different manners (the variations): soft, loud, fast, slow, staccato (short, distinct notes), arpeggiated (preceded by short notes of the chord it’s on), and so on.

In some ways, that still misses the nuance.

Cookbooks, like many technical manuals, have their own vocabulary. Aside from the abbreviations used to indicate quantities of ingredients (as well as some advance preparation, such as peeling a vegetable, beating an egg, sifting flour, or making sure something is cold, room temperature, warm, or boiling), there are the techniques, such as simmering, blanching, sautéing, pan-frying, whipping, folding, and so on.

This vocabulary is something akin to the parts of speech you learn in Language class. A sentence needs a subject (who or what), an action, and an object (who or what is being acted upon). In a recipe, the subject is understood to be the cook, baker, food preparer, or (“traditionally”) housewife or chef. The objects are the ingredients and the mixtures of ingredients as they are prepared (for example, a roux, which is a mixture of onion fried in a small amount of butter, to which flour is added to brown and thicken). The final object, the conclusion of this tale that is called a recipe, is what you end up eating (or serving to your family or bringing to that church dinner).

But that’s just the basic, overt vocabulary: the “I, you, it, we” and “past, present, future, infinitive”. Unless you know what to look for, you miss the styles, the genres, the sense of what that food is – and by this I don’t mean “how to duplicate what I’ve done” but rather the historical and ethnic origins of a food, how the main ingredients, seasonings, and techniques go together like the various cliques in your child’s middle school…

If, for example, you go into any mom-and-pop pizzeria, you will find shakers of oregano, garlic, and crushed red pepper. When these spices hang out with onions, basil, and tomato, they create a taste profile most of us associate with “Italian cuisine”. If you’re missing a recipe for marinara sauce or arrabbiata, this is where to start.

In addition to soy sauce and stir-frying, Chinese-American food (largely adapted from Cantonese cooking) has a go-to seasoning blend called “five spice”. While the actual blend varies from cook to cook, cinnamon, cloves, star anise, and Szechuan peppercorns are common ingredients. Peanut oil, crushed garlic and grated ginger are often used at the start of a stir-fry, while sesame oil is a frequent finishing touch.

Other Asian ingredients in my cupboard include Mirin (a sweet, seasoned Japanese cooking wine) and rice wine vinegar. Adding these to soy sauce creates a basic “Teriyaki” flavor without having to buy still another special sauce.

If you asked me for a “Pumpkin Spice Latte” out of season, I would steep a cinnamon stick and one or two whole cloves in black coffee for a few minutes, and add a quick grating of nutmeg after adding your steamed milk and your sweetener of choice. Or I might add that cinnamon stick as a garnish instead, allowing you to decide how strong you want your drink flavored.

Any decent chef or food historian will tell you that I’ve only given you a basic, “cultural appropriation” level of those seasoning blends and preparations – and they’re right. It’s a “Do-Re-Mi” level of understanding. But just as Maria tells the Von Trapp children, “When you know the notes to sing, you can sing most anything.”

I hope I’ve given you a few culinary themes to inspire your own variations.


Saturday, July 24, 2021

Mock Tabouli: an Easy Special-Diet Hack

When I'm asked to bring something to a picnic or other share-a-dish event, I try to bring something that ticks the boxes for those who might otherwise be forgotten - so in addition to cakes, cookies, and ethnic foods like noodle pudding or tsimmes (a very sweet beef stew), my repertoire includes vegan chili, meatless Hawai'ian salad, cut veggie platters with dip, or something similar. For this weekend's event, I chose to contribute a dish I called "Mock Tabouli".

If you're not familiar with tabouli, it's a Middle Eastern salad made of finely-chopped parsley, finely-diced tomatoes, and cooked-and-cooled wheat bulghur, flavored with onion, garlic, lemon juice and olive oil. Some versions add a bit of finely chopped mint; others use oregano, depending on your taste.

What makes this recipe Mock Tabouli is that the wheat bulghur is replaced with finely-chopped hard-boiled eggs. This makes the salad much higher in protein, keto-friendly, and if prepared in a contaminant-free environment, gluten free.

The first time I made Mock Tabouli was years ago over Passover, and it was a hack that gave me a reasonable take-to-work lunch option. (Again, no wheat or grain - no chometz.) While I'd never thought of it as having a separate name, I needed to name it to print out an ingredient card for our picnic. Since it didn't have all the ingredients of traditional tabouli, I figured "Mock" tabouli was an appropriate designation.

Note: Ingredient cards are essential for helping people on special diets decide whether or not they can safely eat what you've prepared. "Special diets" includes restrictions based on health - such as those required by people with food allergies or with medical conditions such as celiac disease and diverticulitis - as well as those based on religion, such as kosher or halal diets. An ingredient card includes the name of the dish, the ingredients in it, and allergy or certification disclaimers (such as "may contain traces of wheat, peanut, or citrus"; "kitchen is not kosher", etc).

When I make Mock Tabouli for a single meal, I use two or three eggs to make up a quantity of about two cups of salad. This weekend, I made Mock Tabouli as my contribution to a "bring something to share" picnic; I used about eight large eggs with two whole bunches of parsley and three tomatoes to end up with about two quarts' volume.

As it turned out, one of our attendees has a wheat allergy and was quite glad there was something she could eat!

Mock Tabouli

1 bunch curly parsley, about 4 ounces
1 bunch flat parsley, about 4-6 ounces
3 tomatoes (just over a pound)
8 hard-boiled eggs
2-3 scallions (or one very small onion)
juice of  two large lemons
1 clove garlic
2T olive oil
salt, pepper to taste

optional:
small amount of fresh mint (2-3 sprigs)
small amount of fresh oregano (2-3 stems)

1. Chop the parsley very finely, discarding stem-only parts of the bunches
2. If using mint or oregano, chop this finely, add it to the parsley, and mix well.
3. Finely dice the tomatoes. Add to the parsley.
4. Chop the scallions or onion very finely. Add to the parsley and tomato. Mix.
5. Finely chop or dice the eggs. Add to the other ingredients. Mix.
6. Crush or press the garlic into the lemon juice. Whisk well.
7. Whisk the olive oil into the lemon juice. 
8. Add salt and pepper into the lemon juice mixture to taste.
9. Strain the lemon juice dressing onto the salad. Toss well and chill thoroughly.

Monday, October 16, 2017

What's This "Slime" Thing All About?

If you've been anywhere around primary-school children this past year, you've heard them wax poetic about slime.

We're not talking here about the oozing texture of decomposing vegetables, but a complex colloid usually* made from copious amounts of white or clear glue (particularly Elmer's glue products) that has been partially solidified by the reaction of baking soda (a mild acid) with borax, detergent, or contact lens solution (mild bases), and given color and texture with food dyes, acrylic paints, glitter, pompoms, miniature styrofoam balls, pony beads, pieces of string, googly eyes, and pretty much anything these youngsters can get a hold of.

Slime has been a strong component of Michaels' children's craft supply sales and family events since the beginning of the summer, along with a number of slime-themed events. Parents have been purchasing gallon upon gallon of glue for slime-making; kids have been trading slime, giving it away, and even starting their own slime businesses. Some have become YouTube stars, demonstrating new or different slime recipes.

Like most adults, I didn't get the attraction of slime — so I asked some of our young customers. At its most basic, playing with slime gives kids the same sort of hand-stress release that adults get from foam-filled stress balls (and other-shaped promotional items). But it goes a bit further, and as "they" say, you really have to play with it a bit to understand the attraction. I got a chance to do this as "leader" for our October 7 "MAKEbreak: Customize Pumpkin Slime" event.

Slime is not as stiff as stress-ball foam. It can be stretched out like dough (even thinner than many doughs!), and plain slime is great for massaging the spaces between your fingers. The texturizers (those beads and pompoms and stuff) can stimulate small areas like the pads of one's fingers. Except for leaving my fingers feeling covered in glue residue, I can easily understand how kids like to keep kneading, squeezing, and stretching those balls of slime.

Slime's visual and tactile stimulation brings to mind Twiddlemuffs, a leftover-yarn charity project discussed on the LoveKnitting and LoveCrochet blogs. These muffs, made from multiple colors and textures of yarn, with buttons and notions sewn inside and out, help calm Alzheimer's and dementia patients and help them focus. (They are in some ways low-tech versions of the "fidget boxes" that were popular these past two summers.)

In addition to our earlier pumpkin slime event, we'll be having a free MAKEbreak: Customize Glow in the Dark Slime event this coming Saturday (the 21st) from 1 to 3PM, and a tuition-free (you will need to purchase supplies) Make-Your-Own Slime Cupcake event on the the evening of October 30th.


*YouTube videos have recipes for slime made from other ingredients such as liquid or colloidal soaps and sugar or salt, nail polish and vegetable oil, or Crayola Model Magic and hand lotion, but most of these require a couple days' standing plus freezer time in order to cure.